CAPTION THIS:

“NOOOOOO!!! Mooooom!! When I asked you to dress me up for my hot playdate with Jamie I said I needed to look MONEY.”
 

 

- Jim, Busy Dad Blog

 

“Do you know how constipated I am? Listen, just because I’m dressed like a monkey doesn’t mean I AM a monkey. So lay off the bananas, Mom. I’m not sure how many times we have to have this conversation.” 

 

- Jonna, Jonniker

“I DON’T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE?!?! Being stuck in this thing with a dirty diaper, or the fact they thought this was a good idea to begin with!”

 

- John, The DaddyYo Blog

“Is it not enough that you people continue to construct my entire wardrobe from hand-me-downs? I thought it couldn’t get worse than that, but now I’m in hand-me-down clothing made from ill-fitting polyester AND fashioned after an animal who is notorious for throwing his own feces. ALLOW ME THIS TANTRUM, PLEASE.”

 

- Emily, Not That You Asked...