“This is exactly what it looks like when a nine-months pregnant woman attempts to tie her shoes. It takes three or four attempts to get everything lined up just so she can see her own feet, and we get just as excited when we finally figure it out.”

 

 

“Wow, this brought me back to growing up in the 70s! Bottled water? Nah, the garden hose was all we needed. But it goes deeper than that. If ever there were a metaphor for my childhood, I think this would be it. My parents taught by example. They gave me the tools to succeed but let me find my own way. They filmed every step of the way and laughed. Enlightenment via broadband. Cheaper than a plane ticket to the Himalayas.”

 

“Oh the thirst for success. Driving people to extraordinary lengths. Going with the flow that comes their way, and not afraid to get a little wet while along for the ride. Nothing like the sigh of relief when one feels accomplished.” 

“It learns how to drink, or it gets the hose! It learns how to drink, or it GETS THE HOSE!”

(via BaaluolCity)