It’s called a mobile office.

It’s very high tech.

Shoes optional. Chocolate milkshake required.

As long as you promise to be super quiet, I’ll provide you with unlimited Raffi songs, cool scenery and graham crackers.

In exchange for your silence, I’ll be able to think in peace, and conduct my day to day business, which may include, but is not limited to:

• Recharging via the Starbucks drive through. (Thanks Huggies!)
• Firing up the speaker phone to attend to conference calls, schedule dentist appointments, and check in with my mother.
• Stopping along the side of the road to document a sudden brilliant idea on my laptop.
• Making it through preschool pick up in a timely fashion.

And then, once you all doze off, I will sing mercilessly off-key to “Bennie and the Jets.”

All in a day’s work, folks.

 

- Brittany, Barefoot Foodie